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Monday, October 23, 2006

FROM GLOVES TO HANDCUFFS

This week's Ask Cap'n Meryl question: Into The
Wind

Before I tell you what the title of this Update
means, I have a few notes as usual:

First of all, I want to congratulate my friend
Courtney Riecan, about whom I've written several
times in this Update. Courtney left her home in
Seattle to pursue her dream of becoming a
professional pilot and is now training at the
Delta Connection Academy near Orlando. She has
successfully completed her first solo, which is
one of the most exciting times in a new pilot's
training. I've posted two new photos to
commemorate her accomplishment in the "Sky
Ladies" album. Click here to see these two new
photos:
Sky Ladies


In one photo, you see her fight instructor
cutting her shirt tail, and in the next one, you
can see that the shirt tail commemorates her
first solo flight. If you're unfamiliar with
this custom, it is thought that it stems from
early days in aviation, when pilots wore a scarf
with which to clean their goggles. Student
pilots, however, were obligated to use their own
shirt tails to clean their goggles. When a
student became a pilot, the shirttail was cut and
handed to him to symbolize that he, too, was now
entitled to wear the scarf of a pilot.

Another piece of aviation lore says that in early
tandem trainers, it was so noisy that the
instructors would get their student's attention
by yanking on his shirt tail. After the student
would solo, the shirt tail would be cut as the
instructor no longer needed to jerk on the shirt
tail.

This information was gleaned from one of my
favorite sites: http://www.whittsflying.com, a
wonderful, informative site by Gene Whitt.

I know the thousands of readers of this Update
wish nothing but continued success for Courtney.

On another note, I had several comments regarding
the new spinning logo on the Home Page of
www.fromthecockpit.com. I received several
compliments regarding my narration of the video
you can view by clicking the link. Although as a
matter of fact I do engage in some voiceover
work, I didn't produce this video and it isn't my
voice. I appreciate the thought, though!

Also, you'll note our right-hand margin on our
Home Page has taken on a new look. Al The Web
Guy is working on some new things for new content
in this area and you'll see some other new
additions there under the heading: Great add on
for Flight Simulator Cap'n Al Recommends.

All the links under that heading are to a company
in England called Ariane Design Studios. I first
became aware of them last summer when I attended
the International FlightSim Convention here in
Denver. Their add-on gives an incredible,
realistic experience to the Microsoft Flight Sim
and I highly recommend all of their products,
which are very reasonably priced. Click on any
of those links and have a look if you're into
simming at all or think you might want to be. In
the near future, I hope to do an in-depth review
of their product but for now, suffice it to say
I've used it and I love it.

Speaking of flight sims, the new FSX from
Microsoft finally launched a few days ago. Many
readers have asked me about my affiliation with
Microsoft, so here's what's up with that: A
reader recommended to them that they contact me
and have me act as an interface of sorts so that
flight sim pilots could be in contact with an
actual pilot to get their questions answered.

That arrangement was discussed, the first time
when I was in Seattle last summer and then a
couple months later when they flew both Cap'n Al
(Al The Web Guy) and me up to their offices.

I just spoke with them several days ago once
again, and although they still seem highly
enthused about our relationship, the launch of
the FSX has kept them so busy they still haven't
had time to fully address their new site content.
So that deal isn't off at this time--it just
hasn't quite materialized. So we'll see what
happens. I have plenty else keeping me occupied
at the moment so we'll just roll with the
punches.

Now to this week's title. Last week I mentioned
a TV documentary on CNBC regarding American
Airlines. A female pilot for American Eagle sent
the info to me, which I wrote down in three
places but still forgot. Fortunately, my friend
and reader Anthony reminded me about 10 minutes
before it started via email. Since I check my
emails approximately every 3.47 seconds I
fortunately got it in plenty of time. You can
meet Anthony, along with his sister Tiffany, here
in my Cap'n Meryl & Friends Album. Look toward
the bottom of the page for a photo I took of them
when we all met up once at Chicago O'Hare:
Photo Album

It pulled at my heartstrings to watch an in-depth
look at an airline operation. I'm enjoying being
home with our puppy-dog and other critters (you
can meet them all in our At Home Album if you
haven't yet.) but I do miss some aspects of
airline life:
At Home Album

One of the most interesting parts of the
documentary was looking at a heavy maintenance
overhaul where airplanes are torn apart, all the
way to the naked metal--no insulation, so seats,
no carpet--just the bare-bones airplane.

Everything is inspected, every bolt and aspect of
the plane worked over on the outside, and on in
the inside, runners for the seats are replaced
where needed, bolts replaced, gum removed (one of
the mechanics insisted that gum was sometimes
found deep within the mechanisms for the seats
and that people had to have had tools on board to
take them apart to get the gum in!), carpets
cleaned, cockpit discrepancies fixed, etc., etc.,
etc.

On occasion, United would invite pilots to view
our maintenance operation at San Francisco
International and I went over to the hangar to
watch some of the process a few times. It's
really fascinating and when they're done, it's
like having a new airplane again. There may be
new engines, or overhauled engines, new tires,
new carpet if necessary--whatever needs to be
brought up to snuff is addressed. Even without
an invitation, pilots and other employees could
always get permission to come watch at least part
of the show.

The name of this Update stems from a remark made
by an American Airlines flight attendant during
this documentary. She said, "You know, when I
was first hired we were issued little white
gloves. Now we're issued handcuffs."

The documentary went on to show some of the new
responsibilities (and stresses) of being a flight
attendant in this day and age. It used to be
considered an underpaid job but a glamorous one.
Now many flight attendants view themselves as
underpaid for a job that is no longer glamorous
(to say the least).

I think this flight attendant, the head of the
flight attendants' union at American, summed it
all up very nicely with her one statement about
white gloves then, handcuffs now. I remember the
relatively stress-free environment prior to 9/11,
and the devastating sense of something lost
forever afterward.

Who could have even imagined it would come to
this?

By the way, there is a photo of American's giant
Operations area in my Photo Gallery in the
Worldwide Aviation Support Album. They asked for
me not to identify American in the caption within
the Photo Gallery:
American's Dispatch

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

IF IT'S MEATBALLS, IT MUST BE TUESDAY

This week's Ask Cap'n Meryl question: STARS &
SIDS - Arrivals & Departures STARS & SIDS

Many of you realize that United Airlines handed
over its pension obligations to the government,
resulting in drastically reduced pensions for its
retired pilots. I've been asked what I'm doing
for income in retirement, and you'll find the
interesting (and exciting, at least to Al The Web
Guy and me) answer by clicking on the following
link. After Retirement

On October 2nd I appeared on a radio show which
airs in the northeastern section of the country.
Al The Web Guy was nice enough to record it, and
although the quality is not crystal clear it's
certainly adequate if you'd care to hear the 14
minute segment. My host was Rita Cleary, A.K.A.
"Radio Lady." We spoke about my flying history
and a few other aviation-related topics. You'll
find the interview here and look for the control
buttons above the words Radio Show:

Should you wish to download, you may do so here:
. Right
click on Radio Show and then Save Target As
to download the MP3:

On another note, one of my female pilot friends
sent me the following. This is sure to be an
eye-opener and I'll be very interested to watch
it myself: The CNBC documentary on American
Airlines, entitled "A Week in the Life of the
World's Largest Airline," is currently scheduled
to air Wednesday, Oct. 18. In an unprecedented
effort, CNBC recently deployed 12 film crews to
portray the activities of American and American
Eagle employees while on the job. The air date
for the special is set for Wednesday, Oct. 18 at
8pm Eastern. Much of this was shot in SOC
(Systems Operation Control).

I promised a few Updates ago to tell you about my
recent TV gig. Recently I was invited to fly out
to Palm Springs to appear on a segment with my
friend Greg Mantell on his show, "The Gregory
Mantell Show." I've appeared twice before on his
show, but previously we taped in Los Angeles.
This time, he had a deal with CBS Studios in Palm
Springs for his first HDTV taping and I was happy
to once again appear with him.

This taping was very different than my previous
experiences with Greg in that he scheduled eight
segments for taping in one day. It seemed like a
lot and it was. The very last segment's guests
had to be rescheduled when things got just
slightly behind. We taped in the studio where
the 6:00 PM news team broadcasts the local Palm
Springs nightly news and had to bail so they
could get ready. The technical guys were amazed
that they taped seven segments for Greg; the most
they'd ever seen done in a single day was five.

In addition to appearing as one of three guests
in a segment having to do with 9/11 (this was the
first time I have ever spoken about it on TV and
I choked up a little), I was used as a
"volunteer" for two other shows.

The first one had to do with memory. I was asked
if I have any memory issues and I do: I tend to
leave stuff upstairs that I meant to bring
downstairs at home, and vice versa, at least
several times per day. It's great exercise
running up and down the stairs all day, but it's
really irritating when I can't remember what I
went up for in the first place. That can make a
retired airline captain crabby.

Also, I tend to leave stuff at home I meant to
take with me, like outgoing mail, for instance.
Even the day Al The Web Guy and Coco The
Pomeranian drove me to the airport to head for
Palm Springs (Al did most of the driving with
Coco's help) I left behind my briefcase with my
camera, book, etc. in it. Because security rules
still forbade liquids of any kind, I actually had
to check a bag, the first time I've done so in
several decades. I still wanted a few things
with me for the plane ride, however, so I put
stuff in my briefcase to carry onboard.

Fortunately, we'd left extra time to get to the
airport and were only about two miles from hour
house on the hour and fifteen minute drive to the
airport when I realized I didn't have it, so we
went back and got it.

In any case, I told this to Pete The Memory Guy
on the air and he gave me a technique to try.
When this segment becomes available (at some
point all the segments should be accessible) I
should be able to get a link to it.

I was also used in a fitness segment to help
demonstrate some toning exercises. I don't want
to talk about it, thank you very much, and after
I see this segment I'll decide whether it's too
embarrassing for my readers to have a look if I
want.

Because of the relatively sparse schedule of
flights between Denver and Palm Springs, and
because taping was to start early on Saturday and
go all day until at least 5:00 PM, I was forced
to spend both Friday and Saturday night in Palm
Springs. Poor BABY! I shopped around and got a
really good online discount at the Shadow Ridge
Marriott Resort just a few miles from CBS.

As my longer-term readers know, swimming is one
of my favorite activities. It's right up there
with eating. The pools here did not disappoint
and I discovered they had even had a waterslide.
Although it was a supreme sacrifice to stay two
nights, I just had to make the best of it.

And now, on to this week's title. Meatballs?
What do meatballs have to do with anything?
Well, if you'll just be patient, I'll explain.

Since I retired from United, I've basically been
living a non-scheduled life. As an airline
pilot, or in any profession, now that you mention
it, you really do need some awareness of what day
it is, and what time.

I've actually let myself not worry about either
the day or time (other than for the occasional
doctor's appointment, radio or TV interview,
etc.) to the point that the other day, when I was
out doing some errands, I decided to stop by
Subway for a sandwich, thinking I knew what day
of the week it was.

Their Daily Special is a great deal ($2.49 for a
different featured sandwich each day of the week)
and I went to take a look at the menu posted
outside. Wednesday showed a turkey sub and that
sounded great.

So I ordered the Daily Special and the young man
started piling on meatballs and marinara sauce.
I didn't say a word, but suddenly I realized I
actually had no idea whatsoever what day it
actually was. Thursday? That didn't sound
right. Obviously it wasn't Wednesday. I love
their meatball sandwiches so I didn't say
anything.

After I sat down, and feeling more foolish than
you might imagine, I looked at their Daily
Special menu on the table and ascertained that it
was actually Tuesday. I felt I had gained a day,
so convinced had I been that it was Wednesday,
but I felt ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as
when I had to go ask for a knife and fork after
my sandwich exploded. I don't know how anybody
manages those things, but they sure taste good.
Can you imagine being so out of it you have to
check a menu to determine what in the world day
it is? Good grief!

There are twelve new photos in my Photo Gallery
this week. Some are of my recent trip to Palm
Springs for my appearances on the Gregory Mantell
Show, some are of my new Indian pilot friend
Khalida Peerzada in my new International Women
Pilots Album (hopefully other women from around
the world will make contact with me and allow me
to post their photos here as well) and a few are
from a recent drive Al The Web Guy and I took in
the Rocky Mountains with Coco The Pomeranian.
You can see all twelve new photos here at Last
Uploads
:

Maintain Airspeed
Cap'n Meryl
http://www.fromthecockpit.com/Gallery/thumbnails.php?album=lastup&cat=0